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The coolest PC case we’ve ever seen

Quite literally this is it - we have reached peak cooling. For those of you who love to show...

Gabe finally finishes delicious burgers, announces new Half Life

Get ready for your virtual half life Gabe Newell, the happy Santa of the gaming world, has gifted...

PS Now still bullshitingly expensive (and dumb) say gamers

Sony smugly announced a price cut to their no-one-cares streaming service PS Now the other day, in a move that failed...

Botched Sonic CGI is actually Danny DeVito in a weird costume,...

Director of new Sonic the Hedgehog movie admits to duping fans, was hoping DeVito would be welcome surprise

Don’ta fucka with mea! says angry Italian plumber

A rotund and largely incomprehensible stereotype has become enraged at a small time game developer who dared to include a harmless...

Latest Skyrim mod plays the game for you

We’ve seen our fair share of stupid Skyrim mods over the years. There’s the one that turns...

Random fanboy re-makes Star Wars game people might actually want to...

Disney has almost killed off the Star Wars movie franchise, and the games don't seem far behind. Countless billions...

Fallout series sex run world record smashed by speedrunner

Sex. Speedrunning. Not two things you expect to hear in the same sentence - and yet here I am, writing an article...

At least Sony offered a free t-shirt, says macOS flaw finder

Cupertino's tight-wads called out by fella who found password, private key leak The bloke who found a password-spaffing...

Henry Cavill Dresses As The Witcher for Halloween Party

Henry Cavill (remember him? the guy with the moustache) has delighted gaming fans by dressing as his favourite video game character, Geralt of Rivia. Sporting...

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The Secret Hard On of Monkey Island

It’s the age-old story. etro-sexual boy washes up in Caribbean, wishes to become pirate. Get’s laughed at by...

“A new BFV map has dropped and I don’t give a fuck!” rants Millenial

Hardcore Battlefield gamer and all round cynical bastard Brad Smith (contributor, PC Zone) recently made his frustrations with his beloved Battlefield franchise...