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CoD Player Maxs Out Rank Never Firing A Gun

Paul Hogan would be proud. It might seem crazy to try and play the god of all FPSs, CoD, without ever using a gun, but...

World’s Longest Standing Video Game Record Holder A Cheating Bastard

Grandee of gaming records stripped of accolade by disgruntled reddit boffins - Activision fails to notice (or care). Speed runs are are all the craze...

Henry Cavill Dresses As The Witcher for Halloween Party

Henry Cavill (remember him? the guy with the moustache) has delighted gaming fans by dressing as his favourite video game character, Geralt of Rivia. Sporting...

New Tomb Raider Review-Bombed For Big Discount Month After Launch

Shadow Of The Tomb Raider, the last in the (well-meaning but deeply-misguided) new Lara Croft trilogy that was released on September 14th has already...

‘Best’ Pals Nintendo & Microsoft Mercilessly Troll Sony In New Ad

“Let’s all have a party for the players!…no not you, go home Sony, you’re drunk!!” – Anon UPDATE: Sony is now 'trialling' cross platform play with...

Red Dead 2 Only Pretends To Do HDR

Unless you've been living under a boulder on Mars you'll know Red Dead Redemption 2 has been released. Gamers the world over (apart from the...

Don’ta fucka with mea! says angry Italian plumber

A rotund and largely incomprehensible stereotype has become enraged at a small time game developer who dared to include a harmless...

The Poshest Retro Gaming Tech EVER

If you like video games, have huge wads of cash and love to show off, these products will be right up your alley! These posh...

Random fanboy re-makes Star Wars game people might actually want to...

Disney has almost killed off the Star Wars movie franchise, and the games don't seem far behind. Countless billions...

Latest Skyrim mod plays the game for you

We’ve seen our fair share of stupid Skyrim mods over the years. There’s the one that turns...

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